If you're looking at this for some reason... It's that contest thing again

The Halo Videos: Grenade Killah: Commentary

Inappropriateness: 1/10


I made this video using a program called Fraps (Short for "Frames Per Second") that can be used to record game play footage from computer games. This was my first attempt (along with the trailer video) at using the program so it's a little sloppy. I have made five videos using the program since then and they are all much higher quality (both graphics-wise and footage-wise). For instance, this episode's bit rate is 875kbps; all my videos since then (which I will be releasing in the days to come) are above 1800kbps. That's over two times the quality of this video. Anyways, I had a lot of fun making these videos. That is probably because in order to get this footage I had to play the game for a while... Instead of doing more productive things. Enjoy!

Commentary On "Last Words"

1. "It turns out that the light at the end of the tunnel is just a "Laser Floyd" show."


I've always wanted to go to one of those Laser shows... Maybe next Summer...



"Before I die, I'd like to let you know that, although I love you all very much, I'm going to make you fight to the death in a televised cage match in order to win my inheritance. It will be hosted by an Elvis impersonator handpicked by myself and my invisible pet monkey 'Jubjub'."

Awesome idea... Expect to see this on FOX by mid-2008:


"FOX presents: 'Inheritance Cage Match!"




"Either you find a way to end world hunger within the hour, or I will set off a 1 megaton bomb I have hidden somewhere under the grounds of Shel Silverstein's birthplace..."





I originally said a 10 megaton bomb, but when I did some research I found out that,



"About 1 Mt equivalent exploded on the ground or slightly above ground creates a crater about 0.3 miles (0.5 km) in diameter and levels practically everything in a few mile or kilometer radius. It is enough to crush underground bunkers at a depth of about 1000 feet." (Source: Wikipedia.org)






I figured that would probably be enough...






"Wait... I... I see a light! There's people here... (Gasp) Someone's walking towards me... It's ... It's Aunt Cassie! Wait... She... She has something... IT'S A GUN! SHE HAS A GUN!!!"







Remember kids, the only reason that this is funny is because I have a sick sense of humor.


And now for a special "Authors Cut":

In every post there is something I leave out, whether it is because it is too vulgar or doesn't make enough sense. Here is one of those things:

Last Words (Deleted Sentence):



• Banzai Motherf---a's!